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"I now have a black girlfriend I severely burnt my hand on the stove"
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"The difference between a brown noser and an ass kisser is depth perception."
"A termite walks into a bar and asks: ""Is the bar tender here?"""
"I met a geologist the other day He seemed gneiss."
"I had sex with a prostitute the other night... It turned out to be a rash decision."
"With all the news about Bristol Palin's pregnancy, I can't help but think abortion may have been the right answer... Her grandmother probably regrets not having one."
"Why did the feminist get raped? Cuz she 'asked' for it!"
"Dating in your 30s is like looking for a Parking spot..... The good ones are all Taken. The rest are either handicapped or too far away."
"Why does Donald Trump close his eyes during sex? So he can imagine he's masturbating."
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