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Joke of the Day

"GOP Debate Donald Trump has a big dick. Donald Trump implied that Marco Rubio had a tiny penis Ted Cruz ate a booger THE ARISTOCRATS!!!"

"How do we know a blind man created mermaids? He smelled the bottom half of a woman.."

"Boss Like Diaper A Boss is like a diaper, always on your ass and usually full of shit"

"Short seal joke A baby seal walks into a club"

"I tried to explain Pokemon to my 4-year-old. After hearing myself say it out loud, I'm pretty sure I ruined both of our childhoods."

"There's 10 kind of people in the world. Those who know binary and those who don't."

"What was Hitler's favorite drink? Orange jews."

"I hate it... I hate it when people say something online and don't take credit for it. Pussies. Anonymous"

"There are two things in this world that smell like fish. And one of them is fish."

"Getting pulled over Officer (*Walks over*) Officer -I'm going to ask you to step out of the car for a sobriety test. Me (*Presses tits together*) Me -How about now? Officer -Sir, get out of the car."