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Joke of the Day
"Why do priests have you call them Father.. Because 'Daddy' was too obvious"
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"My dad told me ""Son if you don't stop masturbating you'll go blind"" I told him ""Dad I'm over here"""
"What's the difference between a famous book by Dickens and a woman who buys fake boobs? One is a Tale of Two Cities..."
"How does Gandalf know he's pregnant? A wizard is never late."
"I had to stop drinking. I kept getting that thing where you feel sick and your head hurts... Depression."
"First Jon Stewart retires, then Brian Williams gets suspended. What's happening to fake news?"
"Santa keeps his suits in the clauset."
"She: I think our sex would be off the charts.. Me: You have sex charts?"
"An essay is like a girl's skirt... It should be long enough to cover the important parts, but short enough to still be interesting."
"I was going to make a illegal immigrant joke But I wouldn't want to cross that border"