225479

Joke of the Day

"Stopped to put air in my tires today. The pump cost $1.50! I remember when those things used to only cost 25 cents. Guess the price has adjusted for inflation."

Next Joke
 
"Q: Why did the girl spray her clock? A: It was full of ticks."
"What's worse than finding hair in your food? Finding out the chef is bald."
"Who Makes More Money, A Prostitute Or A Drug Dealer? A prostitute. Because a prostitute can always wash her crack and resell it."
"If you leave your iphone unattended I will tell Siri to kill you in your sleep."
"saw someone spill their high end juice cleanse all over the sidewalk and now I know god is on my side"
"How do you cut a Emo sandwich? Trick question, it cuts itself."
"Fat girl on a table I went to bar , and there was a fat girl dancing on the tables "" nice legs"" I said "" you think so?"" She replied "" Sure,most tables would have collapsed by now!"""
"Do you remember that programme about the surfing stuntman? It used to be good but now it's jumped the shark."
"How to spot a blind guy in a nudist colony? It ain't hard."