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Joke of the Day

"I wish I were an octopus so that the answer to all of my problems would be, 'change color and escape in a cloud of ink'"

"What do you call a zoo with only Giraffes? Giraffic Park!!!!!!! HAHHHAHAAHHAHAA"

"Why doesn't Jesus buy beer? Hebrews."

"I like my coffee like I like my women, Without a penis."

"Why did the auditor cross the road? Because he looked in the file and that's what they did last year."

"How are butter and a prostitute similar? They both spread for bread"

"how many sexual perverts does it take to screw in a light bulb? only one. but it takes an entire emergency room to get it out."

"Pigeons die when they have sex... Atleast the one I fucked did."

"What type of equipment do you operate for abortions? A baby excavator."

"When you really think about it... 9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape."