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Joke of the Day
"How are butter and a prostitute similar? They both spread for bread"
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"Q: What has got four legs and an arm? - A: A Rottweiler in a playground."
"Driving with me is like being trapped in a tiny karaoke bar that doesn't serve booze and the worst singer won't get off the stage."
"[Oreo meeting] What about 'sextuple stuffed' ""That's just inappropriate Jeff you're fired"" [later googling Sextuple] ""Omg that's genius"""
"Have you heard of airplane skirts? They're so short, you can see the cockpit."
"Don't have unprotected phone sex. You might get hearing AIDS"
"What is Hitler's favorite video game? Grand theft Otto"
"Have to make a funny comic for French class. Any topic suggestions?"
"At the state fair I realized none of my troubles matter when you dip them in batter"
"What does Eckhart Tolle get for Christmas? Presence"