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Joke of the Day

"[A-ha rehearsal] ""Here's the lyric: Take On Me."" ""What about Take Me On?"" [4 hrs of arguing later] ""Ok we'll say both. Now let's get perms."""

"I respect the guy who drives his Blue BMW through the White Castle drive thru. It's like he's saying: ""I'm better than youbut not by much."""

"What do mad cow disease and PMS have in common? Angry heifers."

"I can no longer slur my words when I say ""Transgender""... or else I might say ""Transjenner"""

"What do you call nudes from the 90s hot mail"

"Why did the cowboy adopt a weiner dog? He wanted to git a long little doggy."

"I'm not saying I don't like you, but if you had an open wound I'd hand you a salt shaker."

"I talk a lot of shit for someone who still uses their fingers to count."

"So I said to this sloth, ""listen here buddy.."" Before i could finish he interrupted me and shouted""Woah, woah! Slow down!"""

"It'd be nice if the married people would leave some of the single people for the rest of the single people."