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Joke of the Day
"Ask me if I'm a tree. Huh? Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No."
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"I hate when people tell me to have a safe flight. Like I have a choice. It's either back home, or in a swamp. I'll try really hard to live."
"Why is Santa's sack so big??? Well, he only cums once a year..."
"How did the T-Rex feel after working out? [OC] Dino-sore"
"Whats the difference between a priest and acne?? Acne waits until your 12 to come on your face."
"What kind of car does Jesus drive? A Christler."
"Promised myself that today I wouldn't steal anything, kill anyone or use any Meatloaf song lyrics in a sentence & two out of three ain't bad"
"Natural Rights - opposite of natural lefts"
"What fruit fits best in your palm? a palm-agranate!"
"In Iran, everyone's scared of spiders.. But in Iraq, no phobia."