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"Every squirrel is a flying squirrel if you've got a good throwing arm."
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"[Meta] I made a subreddit for anti pickup lines If you want to post an antipick up line, post it to /r/antipickuplines"
"What did the dick say to the condom? Cover me, im going in!"
"How many people does it take to circumcise a whale? Foreskin divers"
"Jesus Christ excrement unearthed in Isreal.... ""Well, Holy Shit!"""
"Being high in front of your parents is like trying to do your best impression of yourself."
"After legalizing gay marriages the US became 50 states of gay"
"A wife can enjoy anything, until it's not my salary."
"Instead of expecting your wife to make you dinner every night like it's 1950, man up and develop a cocaine habit so you don't need to eat."
"When my wife starts to sing.... When my wife starts to sing I always go out and do some garden work so our neighbors can see there's no domestic violence going on."