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"My kleptomania is getting worse I even stole this joke"
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"I like to have a glass of water around to make sure there aren't any dinosaurs approaching."
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"At Twitter HQ J: Users haven't complained in a while, what's going on? Devs: Oh, we've got just the thing *releases update"
"People are always talking about how popular Steve Jobs was.. But I don't think he'll ever be as popular as his brother, Hand."
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