159495

Joke of the Day

"How many Freudian scientists does it take to change a lightbulb? Two. One to change the lightbulb and the other to hold the penis LADDER I MEANT LADDER!!"

"Who makes more money: a prostitute or a drug dealer? Depends on who has the best crack."

"People assume when I yawn that I've lost interest in what they have to say but truth be told, I was never interested."

"What do you call freshly made cheese? Goudas-new"

"I'm on hold and My call is important to them."

"A pillow warmer is a stupid idea... Use your head!"

"My roommate thinks I have schizophrenia Which is weird because I live alone."

"Just realized I've never ""axed"" anyone a question in my whole life."

"What's the difference between raping and rapping? One's mostly done by criminals in shady neighborhoods, and the other is sex without consent."

"What's blue and not very heavy? Light blue."