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Joke of the Day
"The people you may know list should be renamed to, the people you may want to block."
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"Look on the bright side would be horrible advice to someone trapped in a tanning bed"
"Mom, what's an orgasm? Child: ""Mom, what's an orgasm?"" Mom: ""I don't know, dear. I never had one."" Dad: (Thinking) ""This bitch."""
"Having sex was like riding a bicycle for the first time... My dad was there holding me from the back."
"What do you call a pepper in late autumn? A little chili"
"The crazy thing about insurance is that the best case scenario is you've wasted a bunch of money."
"G: Grandma (completely safe watch with grandma) PG: Partial Grandma (slightly awkward) PG13: 13 or more cusses (very awkward) R: NO grandmas"
"Jokes about German people... Are the wurst!"
"Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles is based on a true story: Chuck Norris once swallowed a turtle whole, and when he crapped it out, the turtle was six feet tall and had learned karate."
"I love it when websites pop up a box to make me subscribe to read, and I always enter my real email address because it's important."