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Joke of the Day

"Having sex was like riding a bicycle for the first time... My dad was there holding me from the back."

"I'm returning this head of lettuce. It tastes awful. ""Sir, that's a loofah."" Oh. I'm returning this loofah. Someone took a bite out of it."

"This Suicide Prevention message was brought to you in part by: **Nike** *""Just Do It""*"

"A North Korean man frequently sneaks to the South Korean capital to gamble for bakery goods for his family. He is the seoul breadwinner"

"What did the teenage boy who was jerking off in his room say when his mother called? One second mom, I'm coming!"

"Finally an international statesman supports Prism ....Kim Jong Un says it's a great idea."

"If you were out camping and woke up with a condom sticking out of your ass and didn't know why, would you tell anyone?"

"What do you get when you cross a dyslexic, an atheist, an insomniac? A person that lays awake late at night and ponders if there's such a thing as a dog."

"Exercising can add years to your life. For example I jogged 4 miles today and now I feel like I'm 73."

"You call what I just did walking into a wall. I call it looking for walls I can pass through and marking that one off the list."