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Joke of the Day

"A grate dad! Dad, how does it feels to have the most beautiful son in the world? I do not know son, ask your grandfather."

"What do you call a scary unexpected post in reddit? A Dreddit!"

"Objects in the selfie are way sadder than they appear."

"It's impossible for TWO dudes to ride ONE motorcycle without it looking romantic..."

"I'd tell you a chemistry joke but I know I wouldn't get a reaction."

"I thought I had an STD once... turned out it was just carpal tunnel."

"What do you get if you cross a bee with a quarter of a pound of ground beef? A humburger."

"I'm not calling you a slut, But if you had a password for your vagina it would be ""1234"""

"The best part of being a crackhead.... Only two more sleeps until Christmas."

"Running through a campground is impossible. You can only ran, because it's past tents."