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Joke of the Day

"I'm that guy who plays Pictionary and draws the shittiest representation of the clue and spends the entire time circling it at various speed"

"What did the black guy see when he went down the roller coaster? His upper lip."

"For The Musicians: What's the difference between an orchestra and a bull? On a bull, the horns are at the front, and the ass hole is at the back."

"ELI101: How do people not get binary?"

"Why did the blonde get fired from the M&M factory? Because she kept throwing out all the Ws."

"YOU WANNA PIECE OF THIS!?!?! ~me, aggressively handing out cake"

"*handsome, young man walks up* HYM-Ms. Me-Hold it Jr. Yes, I'm sexy. But young guys aren't my thing. HYM-You've toilet paper on your heel."

"A guy went to the doctor complaining of constipation But the doctor concluded he was full of shit"

"Maybe early risers just aren't as awesome at sleeping as I am."

"A tee-shirt idea For tourists in Virginia: ""Congratulations on losing your Virginia-ty"""