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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a high retarded person? A baked potato"

"Horse trots up and says to mirror: ""why the long face?"" Mirror says ""It's okay, I'm just a bit reflective today."" I'll be here all week folks."

"If you are not part of the solution, you're probably running for President"

"A guy got hit by a car in his left side. He's all right now."

"A policeman came into my house and told me to put my hands up.I told him that he wasn't a DJ and we laughed and laughed and now I'm in jail."

"Why do women prefer old gynecologists? Their shaky hands!"

"The U.S. if Trump wins"

"I asked Yoda: ""Are we going the right way?"" ""No, backwards, I am going."""

"Why did the sorority girl add NaOH to her Frappuccino? Because she's a basic bitch."

"(from my 9 year old) What time is the best time to go to the dentist? Tooth hurty (2:30)"