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Joke of the Day

"What do you get if you cross a snake and a hotdog ? A fangfurter !sna"

"What's the difference between a Twitter post and a Russian Novel? A Twitter post is limited to 140 characters"

"Furniture salesperson: Do you see anything you like? Waldo: Actually yes this red and white couch is quite nice."

"I saw a Nun with her clothes inside-out today... I asked her about it, and she said it was *a bad habit of hers*"

"A woman brings her items to the resister A woman brings five chocolate bars, a tub of ice cream, and some pregnancy tests to the counter Cashier: ""Ma'am, I don't think you need those pregnancy tests"""

"There is no 'I' in narcissism. OK, there are a couple but there certainly isn't enough of them."

"Shout out to Pringles for never giving us a half can of air."

"I hope rapidly clicking this arrow on Google Street View counts as jogging."

"How do you know the bartender didn't appreciate your drunken pass at her She's stirring your bloody mary with a string."

"I saw a huge spider wearing a turban and carrying an AK-47 yesterday and I shit myself. I'm guessing I have Iraqnophobia."