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Joke of the Day

"Why should Donald Trump be grateful to Mexicans? The power of belief in chupacabras is all that keeps his hair in this world."

"Kayne West Knocked Up Kim Kardashian No punchline needed."

"What do you get if you cross an apple with a Christmas tree ? A pineapple !"

"[in space] ASTRONAUT: Up here you can have delusions ME: Haha I don't think so A: They can seem real GANDALF: Don't believe him ME: I don't"

"I've been working on my favorite puns... I took ten of the best puns I knew and entered them into a local radio contest, hoping that one would win. Unfortunately, no pun in ten did."

"Why cant people with no feet drink milk? Because they are lack toes intolorent."

"Her: Wanna ""lex"" tonight? Him: What's that? Her: Lazy sex. Him: What do we do? Her: Lay in bed and send each other Huffington Post articles."

"I think it's a bad sign that when 9 tries to play charades, everyone's first guess is ""constipation."""

"Barista: Latte for Waldo Barista: Do we have a Waldo here Barista: Where's Waldo Me: *proudly nudging a stranger* I did that"

"What did the chopped wood say to the tree? Run!"