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Joke of the Day
"my son would be amazed if I showed him a first generation iPod because we've never met"
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"They advertise unlimited soup, salad, and breadsticks. But I can personally attest that after 9 days Olive Garden asks you to leave."
"What did the newsletter say to the other newsletter when he asked for help? Bro sure!"
"Dear Customer Service: First of all, you should know that Im typing this with my middle finger."
"I have a test on Islam next period in my World Cultures class... I'm gonna bomb it."
"Go ahead lady, call the cops. I have witnesses that say your toddler started it."
"*Slides down your chimney* *Straightens all your pictures*"
"Opinions are like assholes... I'd rather not hear yours."
"bet i can make you wipe your screen"
"Home Depot law decrees that if two dads are pushing carts down the same isle, the dad with the greater mustache has the right of way."