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Joke of the Day

"""Tender and mild"" is a great way to describe chicken and a TERRIBLE way to describe a holy infant."

"I scream. You scream. The police come. It's awkward."

"Urban Dictionary: Helping white folks figure out if they're getting insulted or complimented daily."

"Yo momma's so ugly... When the cops shoot her, the bullets come back and ask for blindfolds."

"My wife said she wouldn't have sex with me until I did everything on the ""To-Do list"" So I scratched out **#1** ""*Wash the car*"" and replaced it with ""*Have a three-some with Becky and Wife*"""

"I asked my North Korean friend what life was like there... He did reply but I don't speak Korean so I don't know what he said."

"What do you call the surgery when a woman gets a sex change? Addadictomy"

"Did you hear about the baker that died fighting to save his business? They say he went out ""buns-a-glazing"""

"Next time you're not feeling hungry, tell yourself you're going on a diet in an hour & you'll unleash the starving African child inside you."

"That awkward moment when I give a guy a fake phone number and he tries to call it in front of me.. #OhShiiiit"