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Joke of the Day
"I told her love was all about sacrifice, but she still screamed when she saw the dead goat."
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"Becky on Facebook is having a bad hair day and wonders if anything will ever go right. Be strong Becky, be strong. Also shut up."
"Pedophiles have kind of a bad reputation... ...but they drive slow near schools"
"Do NOT look under a teenage boy's bed, & never, EVER ask him why he & his friends are laughing. - two things I've learned the hard way"
"There are three types of people in this world... Those that can count, and those that can't."
"Q: How do you make a violin sound like a viola? A: Sit in the back and don't play."
"A woman met a guy at a bar... ...and asked him what he did for a living. ""I'm a jockey,"" he said. ""But I thought jockeys had to be small,"" she said. ""You're average-sized."" ""This is my day off."""
"Which came first, the chicken or the egg? Well, how do you think the egg was made? (I'm not sure how original this is, but I just thought of it.)"
"I want to make a jew joke Please don't jewdge me!"
"I changed my password to ""incorrect"". So whenever I forget what it is the computer will say ""Your password is incorrect""."