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Joke of the Day

"I'd like my obituary headline to read: ""Local Man's Struggle With Upstairs Wireless Printer Is Over."""

"So someone dropped a Chinese baby in a toilet? My advice is to pop it in a bag of rice overnight..."

"What does Massive Attack call Parkinson's Disease? Interia Creeps Moovin' Up Slowly"

"A Malaysian man buys a new phone... He puts it on airplane mode. Now he cant seem to find it anywhere."

"If I see someone trying to seize the day, I'll step in and try to save the day."

"Matter is the Real MVP m = V * p"

"Everyone complains about immigration until they're searching the city for a decent taco."

"There's no such thing as the funny bone... But I heard the upper arm is quite humerus."

"50 of the most offensive jokes I know 49 of them is your mom"

"What do you call bees that produce milk? Boo-Bees...."