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Joke of the Day
"Knew a dude who back flipped and cartwheeled while beating his wife. I guess he was a misogymnast."
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"even if u realy hate sombody, u shoud never insult their physical apearance!!! bc as soon as u dig deeper u will find much stronger insults"
"I may not be perfect but I am always me."
"The longest Joke in the world. I don't know if its ever been posted on here but here it is again if it has! http://longestjokeintheworld.com/"
"""My husband's a talented voice actor & his brother's a makeup artist but nah this old lady is a different person"" -the mom in Mrs. Doubtfire"
"I really wish my twitter crush would scream out my name instead of 'hey you' every time he catches me in the tree in his front yard."
"What do you call a small dog? A subwoofer!"
"Alsation: Why do you like to go on camping trips? Chihuahua: I like to ""ruff it!"
"What do you get when you cross an onion and a donkey? Most times you get an onion with a tail. But every once in a while you get a piece of ass that brings a tear to your eye."
"What do Jedi use to open PDF files? Adobe wan Kenobi."