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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a dog with no legs? Doesn't matter. He can't come anyways."
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"A man wanted me to engage in necrophilia... NSFW I told him to drop dead"
"What did the little ghost give his mom for Mother's Day? A booquet of flowers."
"Last year i was miserable and depressed, But this year I've turned it around, I'm depressed and miserable"
"What can't a man with no arms break? His fall."
"An 89 is just a 69 with a fat chick."
"A memorandum is written not to inform the reader, but to protect the writer."
"[Trigger Warning] [Deliberately Offensive Joke] NSFW. I'm irresistible to woman. ... Only because I'm much stronger than them!"
"How do you get your hair into shape? You condition it"
"Why did the Muslim cross the road? I said to my self as I floored the accelerator. Although I guess he did get to the other side."