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Joke of the Day

"If mobile wallets do away with credit cards, they'll need to come up with an app that can scrape my windshield."

"I bought some shoes from a drug dealer, I don't know what he laced them with but I have been tripping all day. --My amazing girlfriend told me this one"

"How do the Chinese pick a name for their child? They throw a spoon down the stairs"

"what do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing. You told her twice already... "

"Have you guys heard about Reese Witherspoon? I Hershey is in a new movie."

"My boyfriend just sent me a txt: 'I think I want to see other people.' My reply was, 'You better look out the window.'"

"What do you call an Italian that has taken Viagra? Al dente"

"WHY IS USHER ALWAYS SAYING HIS NAME IN HIS SONGS, IS HE A POKEMON?"

"My jokes are pretty deep Cos they are mine"

"My friend was quite a colorful character... His name was Hugh"