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Joke of the Day

"A Vegan and her Gluten-Free friend walk into a bar... and we only know that because it's the first thing they tell everyone"

"Whats the difference between a regular horse and a police horse? The police horse has an extra asshole on its back. :>"

"Why do geologists perform so well during intercourse? They really know how to make bedrock."

"What kind of overalls does Mario wear? denim denim denim"

"I would be so ashamed if I had a kid who didn't want to be famous."

"Why do seagulls fly over the sea? Because if they flew over the bay they'd be baygulls"

"You know your relationship is losing its spark when your wife wears a rape whistle to bed."

"There's nothing sadder then the look on my dogs face after he hears something hit the floor and discovers it's only lettuce "

"A man visiting a graveyard saw a tombstone that read: ""Here lies John Smith, a lawyer and an honest man."" ""How about that!"" he exclaimed. ""They've got three people buried in one grave."""

"I will put you in your place. -me to everything because OCD"