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Joke of the Day

"A Vegan and her Gluten-Free friend walk into a bar... and we only know that because it's the first thing they tell everyone"

"Do you know what the scientific name of Viagra is? Mycoxafloppin."

"Job Interview : ""What is your great weakness?"" - Honesty - I don't think that honesty is a weakness - i don't give a shit what you think !"

"She's a perfect 10 A 4 with a 6-pack under her arm."

"Why did Marlin and Dory never date? Dory was played by Ellen Degeneres."

"T: Have you done your homework? S: You graded my test? T: No I have other student's stuff to grade S: I have other teacher's homework to do."

"I thought I might be pregnant. It turns out I'm just three months fat."

"Prosecutor: Mr. Clinton did you have an improper relationship with Monica Lewinsky? Pres: Improper? ... Ain't nothing improper about that. That was one of the the sweetest interns I've ever had."

"What's the difference?? What's the difference between Cinderella and Princess Diana? At midnight Cinderella's car didn't turn into a wall."

"What's a great thing to do in Fresno? Leave."