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Joke of the Day

"What do you call gas from the human body that NASA could impliment into fuel for their technology in the future? Rocket Farts."

"DO NOT expect a ""Bless You"" after your 3rd sneeze. Get that shit under control."

"What would Caitlyn Jenner need to do if she changed her mind about being a woman? She would need to reJennerate some balls. What does Caitlyn Jenner do before she goes out? Bruce's up for the evening."

"What do you call a person who you had a one night stand with on Mars? A solmate"

"People with a sense of humour are so much easier to talk to and get along with."

"After record breaking single day sales at Chic-Fil-a amid the same sex controversy today CEO of Jack in the Box Ted Fuller said he ""hates Jews and Mexicans."""

"I saw a woman texting and driving today and it really pissed me off... So I rolled down my window and threw my beer at her."

"[drive-thru at 2am] Whaazzuupp!? Lemme gets 12 tacos, 6 burritos, and a Diet Coke. Booyah! Neighbor's mailbox: ..."

"Which fictional lawyer has he smallest penis? Fatticus Inch"

"Why does Donald Trump want classical music at his inauguration? He wants to grab them by Debussy."