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Joke of the Day
"*stares at bottel of sleepin pills* when wil they wakE UP"
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"I'm being managed by Don King again"
"""I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus"" could also be titled ""I Wrongly Believed My Mother to Be a Cheating Whore"""
"How is November's election like the Alien vs Predator movie? Whoever wins...we lose."
"Q: How many Scorpios does it take to change a lightbulb? A: So who wants to know? Why do *you* want to know? Are you a cop?"
"My iPod started crying after I dropped it. I said ""You'll be okay, stop syncing about it"". We laughed & made jokes about Microsoft together."
"I told my mom I was going to run away to Oklahoma. All she said was, ""OK"""
"I put my slacks on just like everyone else, from a waterslide into the loving yet frighteningly powerful arms of my pet minotaur Ferdinand"
"There's a wreath hanging on my door with hundred dollar bills attached. I call it an Aretha Franklin. c:"
"Would you like to try some binary cake? Sure, I'll have a little bit."