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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? (Slightly NSFW) A lick-a-lot-a-puss."
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"There are only two reasons to hate gay marriage. Either you're dumb or you're secretly worried that dicks are delicious."
"Ever look out the window of a plane and see a huge target on the roof of a Target? Haven't these people ever watched the History Channel?"
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"My favorite types of jokes are dead baby jokes; They never get old."
"At this point, camels should know better than to put straw anywhere near their backs."