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Joke of the Day
"I used to be addicted to the hokey pokey... But then I turned myself around"
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"Bro do you even watch The Notebook and weep softly, mourning the eternal nature of love juxtaposed against the fallibility of memory, bro?"
"What's black and never works? Decaffeinated coffee you racist fuck."
"I stopped carrying my phone in my shirt pocket, because every time it vibrated my first thought was: Heart attack!"
"Why was the moth so unpopular ? He kept picking holes in everything !"
"I'm gonna steal a bunch of Jesus fish off minivans and then put them back three days later."
"Want to hear a great joke? Well then fuck you because I'm typing off a keyboard."
"So a woman was facing a judge in court... She was on trial for beating her husband with his guitar collection. The judge then says ""First offender?"" She says ""No, first a Gibson! Then a Fender!"""
"Gay marriage is legal now So... Is the internet over now? Do we go on vacation?"
"[ In bed, trying to find a cold spot ] Ahhhh, there it is... Wife: Get off of me!!"