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Joke of the Day
"It's recently come to light that Hitler didn't like oranges. He hated the juice!"
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"I've got a joke about dyslexia. If you don't get it I'll spell it out for you."
"Parents, raise your kids well, or they grow up to be like your coworkers."
"Why are there no Irish attorneys? None of them can pass the Bar."
"(OC) what kind of headphones does Rhianna wear? Beats by kanye"
"The shame about ancient Grecian art... The shame about ancient Grecian art is that there are amazing marble sculptures and structures which too often get taken for granite."
"The key to a long and good relationship is to keep the fights clean, and the sex dirty!!!"
"An Iraqi officer calls all Saddam's doubles and says: I have good and bad news. Good news is that Saddam is alive. Bad news is that he lost an arm."
"What did the creationist student say when asked why he didn't have his homework on natural selection? My dogma ate it."
"I just cross-bred a crocodile and a homing pigeon. I expect that'll come back to bite me."