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Joke of the Day
"God is pretty creative. I mean, look at me."
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"Girlfriend The other day, my girlfriend called me a pedophile... But what does she know, she's only 7."
"What does my Uncle and my account balance have in common? I cry whenever I see them."
"FRIEND: Australia has 9 of the 10 world's deadliest snakes ME: OMG ONE ESCAPED?!"
"What do you call two British men, searching for a donkey? Assless chaps. Source: http://www.mrlovenstein.com/images/comics/345_daft_for_donkey.png"
"Things you need to know about me: 1- I'm lazy 2- hmm, one is enough"
"I finally set up a new sky light in my apartment! I don't know why my upstairs neighbors are so furious though."