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Joke of the Day

"Want a pudding pop? I don't give a fuck if you want it or not. Stop crying. You're gonna take this motherfucking pudding pop."

"female rappers the only flow female rappers have is their menstruation"

"I'm starting to feel bullied by all the anti-bullying commercials."

"A tassel walks into a bar... The bartender yells out ""Hey, you have to leave! We don't serve ropes here!"" The tassel grins and says ""Nope, I'm a Frayed knot!"""

"Tweets are like your children: you love them all at first, you never know how they'll age, and most of them you regret creating."

"What did the sick gyro say to the other gyro? I falafel."

"Me:I think I just saw the main guy from Transformers you know, ol' what's his name Friend: Shia Lebouff Me: Yeah, the one whose a truck"

"I'm going to start a comedy club in Africa... I'm going to call it ""Lafrica"""

"Why should you never trust a whale with your secrets? They're huge blubbermouths."

"What's the one thing a mechanic can't fix? Stupid"