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Joke of the Day

"What's Forrest Gump's password? 1Forrest1"

"I started working for a company that made hinges It really opened a lot of doors for me"

"How do you confuse a blonde? Give her a coloring book, and tell her to color in all the pages with a white crayon."

"My friend drowned. So at his funeral... ...we took a cake shaped like a life raft. After all...It's what he would have wanted."

"I decided to have scrambled eggs this morning... Immediately after thinking ""I'll just flip this omelette."""

"Might get a Gatorade logo tattoo to symbolize my contempt for thirst."

"If you could eliminate one entire race off of the face of the planet, which would you choose? the 5k fun run, or the 100 meter dash?"

"Golf, except there's no balls or clubs or anything, and you just drive around in a cart and drink."

"The teacher asked Tom to make a sentence using ""frequent"". Tom: foxes frequent the nearby forest. The teacher asked: did you copy this from a dictionary? Tom: no. In the dictionary, it is wolves."

"Do you want to hear a joke about steak? Never mind, I'll tell you later. But it's very well done."