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Joke of the Day

"Women are like roaches Very hard to approach, but make a satisfying crunch when you smash them. Wait what"

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"My step-dad's pretty cool. Not as cool as my fence-dad, though. Roof-dad is okay. What is a father?"
"What is black and white and black and white and black and white? A Newcastle fan rolling down a hill!"
"How many mexicans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Just Juan."
"I kept pouring water on my Iphone.. because Siri won't tell me where the terrorists are."
"What's infinite times better than the Super Bowl? The Hyperbole"
"Why does Donald Trump like free haircuts? Because he doesn't have toupee."
"Me: Where were you supposed to poop? 2-year-old: The potty. Me: So why didn't you? 2: I'm too busy."
"On which side of the road do you drive? -Left. -Well, that doesn't sound right."