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Joke of the Day

"Women are like roaches Very hard to approach, but make a satisfying crunch when you smash them. Wait what"

"If a 99lb girl eats a 1lb plate of nachos is she technically 1% nachos? I think I'm on to something..."

"What do you call a young male cow? Cowboy"

"If you ever get really mad. All you have to do is think about a T-Rex trying to pick up a basketball."

"What do you call a clever pig? Cunningham"

"When you go to the drugstore, why are the condoms not in with the other party supplies?"

"Did you here about the guy who had a wifi hotspot put in his foot? He wanted ""web""bed toes."

"You don't need a parachute to skydive. You only need a parachute if you want to skydive twice."

"Never let your children play in an orchestra. Too much sax and violins. * Credit to maxwell bot."

"Why was the man selling CDs at 12:30 a.m.? Because his mixtape was to die for..."