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Joke of the Day

"How many light bulbs does it take to change a Jew? Trick question- ovens don't run on light bulbs."

"There are two things I hate in every politician: their face."

"Why doesn't Seattle have a professional volleyball team? Because then the people would demand a professional football team"

"SHENG WANG: FUN AT THE PARK Ordinarily, staring is creepy. But if you spread your attention across many individuals, then it's just people watching."

"I'd like to travel to Holland Wooden shoe?"

"Why did the semen cross the road? Because I put the wrong socks on this morning"

"Yo mama so fat... You have to yell OMNIKIN before you kick her."

"Ana from Frozen was upset it didn't snow on her Wedding day, but everything has a silver lining because she got 8 inches that night"

"Here's another great Ellen Pao Joke [deleted]"

"Christiano Ronaldo races with himself. Who won? No one. They both came second."