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Joke of the Day
"If you ever feel like your job is meaningless, remember.. there is someone crash testing volvos"
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"A student is the only one in the school who can take retests... They say he is remarkable."
"Interviewer: Your CV is a flip book of you setting things on fire. Me: Wrong. If you flip the pages the other way I'm putting the fires out."
"Ladies... don't jump to conclusions that your boyfriend is cheating just because he never wants you to look at his phone. It's probably just full of porn"
"What is a KKK member's favorite board game? CROSS fire"
"If Jesus was hangin out at the WTC in the 21st century.. Would he have been killed by Pontius Pilot?"
"What is a pirate's least favorite letter? Dear Sir/Ma'am We are cutting your internet connection due to the following reasons: 1. Illegal Downloading"
"How many pork chops does it take to change a lightbulb? I don't know; it's lard to tell."
"Iron Man Iron Man Does whatever an iron can Makes stuff hot Makes stuff flat Burns your hand Burns the cat Burns the house down . . Shit!"
"What kind of porn to chickens watch? Nugget porn."