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Joke of the Day
"What did the clothes designer say to her son at his graduation? ""I'm Prada you son."""
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"I lost sixty pounds in two seconds with diet and exercise and Photoshop!"
"Body: I'm sooooooo tired Brain: WHAT IF DINOSAURS HAD ASSAULT RIFLES"
"The Jerk Store called... and they're running out of you! (thought about this joke all day)"
"And I'll have the KKK omelet All whites."
"What do you call a masturbating bull?"
"What's the difference between an Irish wedding and an Irish funeral? One less drunk."
"My dad's not an alcoholic... ...He just collects empty bottles, sounds so much better, doesn't it? ~ Stewart Francis"
"How many Jews does it take to change a light bulb? Trick question. Gas chambers don't have light bulbs."
"I carpool with a guy & we have officially run out of things to talk about. Today he commented on how well-made the road was. I agreed."