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Joke of the Day
"What's the difference between an Irish wedding and an Irish funeral? One less drunk."
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"A snake walks into a bar and the bartender says ""How did you do that?"""
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"What're nuts on a wall? Bob: What are nuts on a wall? Dan: walnuts? Bob: What are nuts on a chest? Dan: Chestnuts? Bob: What are nuts on your chin? Dan: Chinnuts? Bob: No, dick in your mouth!"