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Joke of the Day
"Why does it smell of tires? There are two black people fighting."
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"I'd like to explain what happened before the big bang Unfortunately there's no time"
"What do you call a sugar substitute that has poor taste? Sweet and Low-brow.."
"No matter how kind you are german kids are Kinder"
"Girl: What do you like to do in your free time? Guy: I spy on people. Girl: Really? I like to take long walks in the park and go to the movies with my friends. Guy: I know."
"Why did the cab driver did not get time for his family? Because he was Uber busy."
"Why did the French construct the Maginot Line? To keep the Nazis in Czech!"
"What if the weather talks about us?"
"We're making self portrait masks in art class. I think I'll get an A+. I could just be getting ahead of myself."
"What's the last thing you want to hear when you're getting a blowjob from Willie Nelson? ""I'm not Willie Nelson"""