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Joke of the Day

"I'd like to explain what happened before the big bang Unfortunately there's no time"

"""hey is that a banana in your pock--"" *his pants open* *a banana steps out* *it walks towards you* *it hugs you* ""u have freed me. thank u"

"Mmm piece of candy What smells like candy and tastes like fish?"

"Life keeps reminding me that I have no idea what I'm doing"

"Why is Yoda Programming full of exceptions ? Because there is no try."

"A girl at my work is going to be having a baby. I haven't decided which one yet though."

"What is the most popular hacking tool preferred by hackers in Bangladesh? machetes"

"Give me a few strong men, and I'll build a nation. Give me a few hot women, and I'll conquer the world."

"Why did the teacher have her hair in a bun? Because she had her nose in a hamburger."

"Every kiss begins with K but so does every kidnapping. That's how words work people."