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Joke of the Day
"Napolean had a brother But you probably didn't know since they were bornaparte!"
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"Should you make jokes about fizzy drinks? No they'll just go to pop!"
"Batman can safe the world ,but clark kent"
"*cop frisking me* Cop: ""theres nothin in your pockets that will poke me, right?"" Uh, no Cop: ""OW!"" *baby porcupine jumps out* RUN POKEY, RUN"
"Ooh. Remove card RAPIDLY, not RABIDLY. I think I owe the lady at pump 2 an apology."
"Science fact! There is a species of antelope capable of jumping higher than the average house. This is largely due to the antelope's powerful hind-legs and the fact that the average house cannot jump."
"Willpower? Sure. It's in the garage with my unicorn."
"How do you fit 4 guys on a bar stool? Turn it upside-down. But how do you get them off? Shake the stool. ^(OK, I'll leave now.)"
"Where did the farmer find his missing baby horse? In the foliage."
"Dear paranoid people who check behind their shower curtains for murderers.. If you do find one... What's your plan?"