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Joke of the Day

"Napolean had a brother But you probably didn't know since they were bornaparte!"

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"Chuck Norris threw a grenade, killing 50 people... Then the grenade exploded."
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"HIM: tell me your wildest fantasy ME: i'm on wheel of fortune and i spin it so hard it lights on fire HIM: i meant like- ME: everyone claps"
"I was shopping for shoes for my imaginary friend He was a size 10i"
"Hey people, I've invented a new word. Plagiarism."
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