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Joke of the Day
"A mexican is on your front lawn bleeding out and calling for help. what do you do? Reload."
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"STOP TELLING ME YOUR NEWBORN'S WEIGHT AND LENGTH I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO WITH THAT INFORMATION."
"Three words to ruin a man's ego...? ""Is it in?"""
"How do Mexicans feel about Trump's wall? They'll get over it."
"Why are boys faster than girls? Because they have ball bearings and a stick shift."
"My dad was a magician... He could be walking down the street and turn into a bar."
"Well, you know what they say about cliffhangers..."
"What do you call a piece of sandpaper in Syria? A map."
"Yo mama so fat The hulk couldn't even lift her up"
"Kessel Run With his latest crash, Harrison Ford has become the first pilot to complete the Kessel Run in 12 over Par-secs."