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Joke of the Day
"I do yoga so I can dress myself when I'm single."
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"Santa is like fathers... He only comes when the kids are asleep"
"How do you kill Donald Trump? You dont, that would be a poor life decision you would most likely be imprisoned. But you get to practice your TRUMPet."
"Friend told me this one today. Fed Ex and UPS Did you hear Fed-Ex and UPS joined together and made a conglomerate?They called it fed up."
"Avocados are like women: soft inside, dinosaur skin outside, big cricket ball in the middle, all the good ones are taken..."
"A bar walks upto a bar... Hows that even possible"
"i just went to a bar god damn, it was one sharp crowbar."
"It's all shits and giggles until........ someone giggles and shits"
"How did the captain describe the newborn puppy? son-of-a-b***h..!!!"
"As the news breaks of the passing of Michele Ferrero... I can't help but shed a chocolatier."