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Joke of the Day
"I am known at the gym as the ""before picture."""
Next Joke
"Yo girl, are you a zero APR loan? Because I don't really understand your terms and you keep saying you have no interest."
"I'm going to change my name to Sparta so when I get introduced to people they can say ""This is Sparta."""
"Facebook should invent a relationship status that says ""Only when I'm drunk."""
"Wait... ""George Bush"" ..... George Bush Geonge Elush Ginge Eleshn Ninge Elevhn NiNe EleVEN NINE ELEVEN ..... BUSH DID 9/11"
"What's yellow has long ears and grows on trees? The Easter Bunana!"
"How do you find Will Smith in the snow? Look for fresh Prince"
"What's the difference between a garbanzo bean and a chickpea? I've never had a garbanzo bean on my face."
"How can I smile when 28% of Americans aren't getting enough fiber?"
"A Game of Thrones Joke What do Theon Greyjoy and Justin Timberlake have in common? A dick in a box."