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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between a girl's track team and a bunch of pigs? One's a group of cunning runts... Source: Imgur user YossarianMinderbinder"

"Which wrestler has the finisher that stings the most? Stone Cold Steve Irwin."

"Why do you look surprised in all your selfies? Didn't you know you were taking the picture?"

"How many lawyers does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, lawyers only screw us."

"Why did the chicken cross the road? He just made it across and his buddy was like BAACk BAACK."

"How do you eat a bald pussy? You remove her diaper first."

"People with those rims that spin when the car isn't moving, how often do you have to replace the hamsters in those things?"

"Tried this new Playlist in the car, on the treadmill, at my desk, but it seems the best place for me to listen to old Greenday is 1992."

"Apple and Google are both working on self driving cars. Personally I don't think I want to ride in a car without Windows."

"Relationship status: Just kissed my cat and he got up and moved to the other end of the couch."