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Joke of the Day
"I went to the zoo today, and the only animal it had was a dog. It was a Shih Tzu."
Next Joke
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"This clown thing has gone too far I mean, he could very well became our commander in chief in a month or so."
"What do you call a spider with no legs? A raisin"
"I tweet because it's fun and I like the validation, but also because one day it'll prove to a jury how crazy I am."
"Jesus made 6 thousand people bread, but a guy in the 1940s made 6 million people toast."
"I think I'm a mushroom Everyone keeps me in the dark and feeds me bullshit."
"What did the Arab land his 747? The tarmac, you racist."
"A red dot walks into a bar. Period."
"If I ask you how you're doing and you say anything more complicated than ""fine,"" we're going to have a problem"