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Joke of the Day
"What comes out my ass and smells like shit? The jokes on this subreddit"
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"What is a heroin addict's favorite website? Instagram."
"Does Kim Kardashian ask Kanye West - Does my bum look big enough in this? I'd like to think so..."
"""I'll sleep when I'm Ned!"" -Exhausted pre-op who plans to go by Ned after the surgery"
"[OC] Did you hear about the two fruits who weren't allowed to get married? Turns out they cantaloupe."
"my ex: sometimes I forget why we ever broke up me: when you do that sigh thing I can hear your nose hair"
"What's the difference between a Jew and harry potter? Harry can escape the chamber."
"Women are like potato chips They better come with my fucking sandwich"
"I'm planning on having a three-some with a chicken and an egg tonight I'll let you know."
"all pants are breakaway pants if you're angry enough"