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Joke of the Day

"Why shouldn't you give Elsa a balloon? Because she'd just ""let it go"". My 6 year old told me this. I will show myself out now..."

"Why did the clothing store close? The employees where slacking off."

"Knock Knock! Knock Knock Who's there? Eat mop. Eat mop who?? I will do no such thing"

"Hitman: Hey what's up Me: My neighbor parked in front of my house again"

"For all we know, half the birds are telling the other birds to shut up."

"What does Snoop Dogg eat when he visits Montreal? Smoked Meat Every Day."

"What was your grandfather's favorite joke?"

"Why did the console player cross the road? To render the buildings on the other side."

"Have you ever smelled Moth Balls? How'd you get their little legs apart?"

"How do you listen to Taylor Swift and N.W.A one after the other? Make a mixed tape."