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Joke of the Day

"If u wear headphones Upside down...... will the sound be upside down too? HA!"

"I can't believe I forgot to bring sunscreen to the beach.... ...boy was my face red."

"""Honey, it's not that I don't like your cooking, it's just that the smoke's about to asphyxiat our family."" ""WHAT'D YOU SAY ABOUT MY ASS??"""

"You know, I heard a rumor that Stevie Wonder is pansexual. He just doesn't see gender."

"Why was the pig in the kitchen? It was bacon."

"Where do Muslims go when they die? Everywhere."

"Browser joke What do we want? Chrome/Firefox: Faster internet! When do we want it? Internet explorer: Faster internet!"

"Whip me up, Before you Nae Nae Don't leave me hanging on like a Bae Bae"

"Dear Satan, God never healed my dyslexia so I'm looking for new religion. Please send some pamphlets. And tell Rudolph hey. Love, Me"

"Do girls in Asia get tattoos in English on their backs?"